The Starseed Theory: Are Celebrities Aliens…And Are You One Too?

Is your favorite celebrity an alien? Could you be one too? In this episode, we dive into the Starseed Theory — the idea that millions of aliens have chosen to reincarnate as humans. From Jim Morrison to David Bowie to your upstairs neighbor who’s always seemed a little off, we’re breaking down alleged alien races, celebrity starseeds, and how to know if you’re one too. Buckle up, my friends.

Written and hosted by Seth Borkowski in collaboration with The Daily Drunk Mag.

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Transcript

Well well well, welcome to episode 2, you made it, MUHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA. Sorry. 

In today's episode we're going to talk about starseeds. A starseed is an alien that's chosen to forget their alien life and live a life as a human being.

Apparently, this is done to not only learn lessons (Earth is often referred to as a ‘school’ —or a trap if you’re a depressed redditor, no shame, those are my people)..BUT also to help humanity raise our vibrations, since starseeds are way more of a vibe than humans are. 

Ultimately, my fellow dipshits, we are surrounded by millions of people on Earth that are starseeds AKA- aliens that chose to be here through some weird reincarnation, virtual reality, alternative life kind of vibe and to clarify, when starseeds die they wake up on their alien planet. 

Now it’s worth noting, that some starseeds do realize who they are and we’ll analyze some of those folks today, but most…will never realize or even know what a starseed is until they die and wake up as an alien…and probably think like Jonah Hill did in Superbad after grinding with the girl who got period blood on him, “Fucking crazy.”

It’s almost like that scene in Inception with a bunch of people in a basement and Tom Hardy says, “They come here everyday to sleep?” and an old man walks up to Leo and says, “No, they come to be woken up. The dream has become the reality. Who are you to say otherwise, son?” 

But that's kind of the idea - they’re in it so deep they don’t even remember they’re an alien - that’s their reality. So they experience trauma, grief, illnesses, 9-5 jobs, travel, diarrhea - you know, a standard fucking human life and when they die they probably wake up and think   “holy shit I’m a blue alien with 37 kids living in a different galaxy.” It’s like the craziest virtual reality game you could ever play so suck on that Metaverse!

Here’s an excerpt from the familyoftaygeta.com which is a site run by two folks named Judith and Kabamur who claim they’re pleiadian starseeds. A pleiadian is an extraterrestrial race sometimes described as “tall whites.” Tall, fair skinned, often long hair, gorgeous - they basically look like Chris Hemsworth - smoking hot, ok?!!?! I don’t know why I got frustrated, I just love Chris Hemworth, I’m sorry. Chrissy-poo aside, this is a message Judith allegedly received from her alien family (which I know sounds weird, but starseeds often have psychic-like abilities) and this is about the machines or chambers aliens use to initiate a starseed life or really, how an alien becomes a human. We’ll dive more into pleiadians and the family of taygeta later in the episode and we’ll check out some more of these alleged alien messages. This will just be an appetizer for now with some of my delightful commentary baked in. 

Quote - Each Family In The Higher Realms (higher realms meaning aliens) Has Been Provided Crystal Chambers Of Light. These Beautiful Structures Are Positioned On The Land Where Homes Are Created (Basically these machines are chillin in alien backyards). 

This Allows For Seamless Incarnations Into Ongoing Waking Dreams (the family of taygeta often uses the term “waking dream” since it’s technically a virtual reality human life, if you will).

When A Decision Is Made For A Precise Location For The Soul To Create A Waking Dream, They Enter The Light Chambers And Travel In An Instant To The Location Of The Embryo They Will Enter (insert some sort of orgasm joke).

The Death Of The Body On Earth Will Transmute Back To The Body In Stasis. With One Breath The Soul Opens Their Eyes To A Life Of Infinite Light And Power (this is the Jonah Hill from superbad moment except it’s not period blood, but realizing one is an alien). While Many Souls Choose To Linger Near Loved Ones On Earth, Others Return To Their Home Of Origin Instantly (and suddenly the aliens realized, wait i dont give a shit about my fake family on earth, *cartman voice* screw you guys i'm going home. That was cartman, for those of you who aren’t cultured). And that my friends is how a starseed life is made. You’re welcome.

Now, anytime I’m discussing these topics, which is usually after I’m tipsy from half a beer and I say to someone like a drunk, homeless man - “You ever seen a UFO?” which is basically the paranormal equivalent of “you wanna see a dead body?” AT SOME POINT, everyone asks me, if they stick around long enough, “How does someone know if they’re a starseed?” 

One of the quickest ways to know if someone is a starseed is if they have remarkable abilities. If they're able to do something that is not human, seems obvious no?  A psychic medium, or someone who can communicate with the deceased, would be a good example because last time I checked, the dead don’t speak. 

Now, there is a community from Reddit aptly called “starseeds” and one of their pinned posts is titled “What are Starseeds and how do I know if I am one? – The guide!”  

I want to be clear, I’m definitely not cosigning anything posted in this sub.  I’ve noticed that the concept of starseeds can be attractive to people that have a hard time fitting in, as that’s often cited as a trait of starseeds and I don’t mean that in a bad way, I was picked last for kickball many times in elementary school.

Anyway, I’ll shut the fuck up now - here are 12 starseed characteristics:

Number 1 - A deep longing for “home” peace and harmony.  (I’ve read that starseeds can feel inexplicable homesickness or when they look at the stars, they feel like their home is somewhere else. I mean, obviously I have an agenda here, of course, I wanna be a starseed. I wish I was so deep and contemplative that I could stare at the stars and imagine a life elsewhere. And sure, wish for peace and harmony and shit too.  

Number 2 - Having trouble fitting in with society, often feeling like an outsider - (see?...maybe I am a starseed)

Number 3 - Very Intuitive and Sensitive - well I’m definitely intuitive, but not sensitive. Definitely not. Don’t fucking call me sensitive.

Number 4 - A thirst to find meaning in life and an understanding of our reality - check to understanding of our reality, but eh to finding meaning in life - sounds like a lot of work.

Number 5 - Feeling somehow wise beyond your age - I am so wise… check

Number 6 - The desire to help others and be of service to humanity (yeah that doesn’t sound like me)

Number 7 - A great capacity to love and feel joy (Nope!)

Number 8 - Often a very traumatic childhood and a rather difficult healing journey (ok, we’re warming back up, my parents totally fucked me up)

Number 9 - Huge empathy for others (ehh, lost me again)

Number 10 - Spiritually inclined & an affinity for nature (does watching rats fight over pizza, while waiting on a scorching, New york city subway platform, for a train, to take you to a soul sucking job, count as nature?

Number 11 - Feeling called to greatness and to make a positive impact on the world (boringgggg)

Number 12 - An unexplainable affinity for Lexapro (just kidding, but I can’t be the only one who loves lexapro, AYO! I’m done, sorry).

Now I realize with these descriptions, any middle schooler having a bad day could easily think they’re a starseed, but it’s still interesting! 
In a future episode about clones (don’t be scared), I will reference a service, which I know sounds sketchy, where the family of taygeta (who I quoted earlier, don’t forget them) will reveal your soul origin or in other words, if you’re a starseed.  At the moment, I consider this to be the only legitimate way to uncover if you’re actually a starseed.

Now something I hate myself for finding interesting, but I’m undeniably intrigued by, is the idea of starseeds that are current or past celebrities!!!! So let's talk about some celebrities that are starseeds y’all! 

Yeehaw!!

Sorry, I’ll never do that again.

The most important alien race, which you might have guessed already, is the Pleiadians. Remember, pleiadians are gorgeous, gigantically tall, long haired, Nordic appearing extraterrestrials - basically Chris Hemsworth from Thor.  They’re fucking hot, ok? I said this already!  But I want to be clear, I’ve never had fantasies about aliens. I mentioned this in my last episode and I don’t mean to fuck a dead horse but as a reminder, don’t you dare go around spreading that rumor. After all, I don’t want to end up like wikus van der merwe, which is not an accurate pronunciation, but that’s a character from the movie District 9 and that movie really is insane if you never saw it.  

The plot is essentially - a giant, mothership of a UFO seemingly out of nowhere, stations itself in south africa, hovering over the city of johannesburg and it turns out a ton of aliens are struggling inside.  The aliens are moved into the slums or what’s labeled “District 9” and Wikus Van Der Merwe is the project manager, in charge of helping move the aliens to their new home, district 10.  This is a massive undertaking and district 9 is a weird, unpredictable place with a lot of tension between the aliens and the south africans. While helping with the move, Wikus confiscates some weird liquid canister from an alien's home that accidentally sprays him in the face and that is the inciting incident that leads to him slowly turning into an alien.  It’s hilarious that’s actually the plot, but the movie is FUCKING wild. And if that was a spoiler, I’m sorry, but I don’t feel bad the movie came out in 2009.

On one of my early dates with my disney loving wife I made the mistake of showing her District 9 and I was so confident she was going to love it. After it ended I looked at her like someone who was determined to never get laid again and I was like “insane, right babe?” and she looked me dead in the eye and said “that's the worst movie I've ever seen.” NOT because she really felt that way (just let me believe that) BUT because she needed me to understand that after showing her Mad Max Fury Road, Apocalypto and District 9, that she really just needed to watch school of rock or ratatouille. It’s pretty understandable.

Circling back (and thank you for your patience), the folks I mentioned earlier (Judith and Kabamur), are again, the pleiadian starseeds behind the familyoftaygeta.com. I first came across them on Kabamur’s twitter and his twitter is a captivating place - chock full of rabbit holes, wisdom and conspiracy theories. Now, according to the family of taygeta, who never get anything wrong obviously, and if they started a cult I’d definitely join, so you know you can trust my research - apparently there are 200 million starseeds incarnated on Earth, 75 million of which are pleiadians who are definitely the most important race to mankind. Allegedly, Pleiadians found a bunch of shitshow neanderthals on Earth, physically and mentally upgraded them like a sims video game and then dispersed humans and our many races across the planet. Essentially, we are one giant planet of rescue animals to pleiadians. 

It’s also worth noting that Pleiadians and all of the races we’ll discuss today are god-like in comparison to humans, but Pleiadians in particular are pretty fucking next level. They are essentially like superman and we are basically their humble children.

OK, now that you understand Pleiadians are your sugar Daddy, let's get back, my fellow pop culture whores, to celebrity starseeds. First up, you guessed it, the pleiadians. Some names I’ve seen mentioned are John Lennon, Yoko Ono, Kurt Cobain, Julian Assange, Donald and Ivanka Trump (more on this in future episodes, please don’t stop listening just yet), Jim Morrison, Andrea and Matteo Boccelli, Keanu Reeves (obviously), Robert Plant, Prince, Bruce Lee, Princess Diana, Martin Luther King Jr, Michael Jackson, Marilyn Monroe, John F Kennedy, Bill Hicks, Joe Venuti (a pioneering Jazz musician in case you aren’t cultured like me) Jim Jordan (a US congressman) and some throwbacks - Christopher Columbus, Leonardo Da Vinci, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Joan of Arc, Alfred the great and I’m gonna botch this pronunciation too, but for your entertainment I’ll try - Pharoah Hotepsekhemwy. Whoever the fuck that was.

Now, Jim Morrison was the lead singer of the Doors and I want to dive into Morrison real quick, but before I do, let me just say, this is about to get pretty fridkin weird. It’s one thing to rabbit hole and it's another thing to catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend. That’s an old school reference if you missed it, but the point is - it’s about to get weird.

SO one final reset here. The Family of Taygeta, as you know, since you’ve been listening closely, are two pleiadian starseeds (Kabamur and Judith). Judith is clairvoyant and has the ability to receive messages from her family living in alien land, no big deal. The message I already shared about starseed chambers is an example. 

SO, whenever a message is shared they always note who it's from and they have weird alien names. One of those family members has the name Laka. Allegedly, Laka once lived a starseed life as Jim Morrison, DUN DUN DUN!

Honestly, it’s a pretty trippy concept, to not only ponder that Jim Morrison was once a starseed, BUT after dying, he returned home to alien land, and now he communicates with Judith, offering wisdom for humanity (as you’ll hear in a moment) and even referencing the brief life he lived as Jim Morrison in his communications.

So without further ado, before we continue onto other starseed races, I will prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt (thankfully, this is a podcast so you can’t dispute me) that Jim Morisson was a starseed, or basically an alien.

On June 16th 2018 a message was shared by Judith, noted as coming from Laka, and this was the first time his former identity as Jim Morrison was discussed, it briefly reads:

Beloved Friends!

One Of My Favorite Incarnations Was Jim Morrison. My Face Is Much The Same As What I Chose For Jim (good call, Jim was a smokeshow). I Will Say The Poet And The Love Of Music Was Seen But I Did Go A Little Wild In The Story (you dog, you). We Often Do This As All Have Free Will And My Plan Was Never To Remain Here Long (what a tease, but it’s true - Morrison passed at age 27). 

In another message he advises on letting go of mistakes and he references his life as Jim Morrison again and let me note, this is part of what was so captivating about the family of taygeta when I first found them. It wasn’t just “aliens are gonna take over the planet!” or spooky conspiracy theories which don’t get me wrong I fridkin love, BUT lots of spiritual wisdom and profoundly inspirational messages too.

Quote - Each Person That Has Arrived In Any Waking Dream, Has A Purpose. There Are Many Things You Do, But There Is A Divine Assignment For You. Have You Found It? It Can Be Simple Or Profound. It Can Be Noticed Or Hidden From Others. You May Create And Inspire. You May Have A Garden And Share Flowers With Others To Bring Joy (if I told my friends this was my purpose, I can’t imagine how hard they’d roast me).  You May Have A Passion To Save All Animals. You May Be Deeply Spiritual And Can Understand And Teach The Meanings Of Many Aspects Of Life. You Might Have Been A Drug Addict Who Has Changed So Much That Others Grow Stronger And Are Inspired Just By Your Experience. All Have A Role.  

I Tell You This So That You Can Totally Let Go Of Things You Are Still Ashamed Of That Pull You From Your Destiny Of Light! The Very Acts That Bring You Shame Can Be Your Stepping Stone To Glory! Indeed, As Jim, I Was Deep (there he is). ! I Was A Poet And Musician. The Drugs Had Me (damn you cocaine) But My Soul Shown Through. I Knew I Had A Choice. I Knew My Words Would Linger For You. So As I Speak To You Now, You May Learn From A Higher Being Of Light That Incarnated To Light Up The World And Fell Hard As I Got Lost At Times In The Identity Of Jim Morrison. Alright then Jim AKA Laka, that was real as fuck.  

In this final message I’ll share, he again advises about shame and that there’s lessons, perhaps some of the greatest, in your mistakes. I’ll be honest, my friends, it led me to some real self reflection. 

Quote - It Does Not Matter What You Have Ever Done In This Dream. A Horrible Mistake In Your Eyes, May Have Been The Greatest Lesson And Moment Of Growth That Your Sacred Soul Experienced (Mike if you’re listening to this, that time we played super smash brothers and I stood at the edge of the map sucking in with Kirby and each time you approached I sucked your body in, held you inside my mouth like a giant human gumball and walked off the map killing us both via kirbacide - I wasn’t mad at you. I was mad at myself. I’m sorry, I sucked you off).  

Each Soul Is Perfect. The Choices Of The Identity Are Not Perfect. Do Your Best And Forgive Everyone For Everything For All Beings, Great And Small, Live Under The Law Of Cause And Effect. Karma Is The Balancing Of Energy, Not Punishment. BUT As Stated By Newton, ‘For Every Action There Is An Equal And Opposite Reaction! You see it now, don’t you? Jim Morrison was an alien. I’ve done it, I’ve proved the impossible. I’m a hero.

As mentioned earlier, there are 200 million starseeds incarnated and 75 million are pleiadians. I’m no scientist, but that gives us another 125 million to explore, let us continue. The next one up is Arcturians.  According to the family of Taygeta, there are 50 million Arcturian starseeds currently on Earth. Apparently, Arcturians have light blue skin, are mostly bald and are 9 feet tall on average. So basically Space Jam was real.

Without further ado we have the following Arcturian starseeds - Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Bob Marley, Freddie Mercury and George Harrison. OK, the Beatles representing two alien races with Lennon the Pleiadian and Harrison the Arcturian; my hats off to ya Beatles - that’s just impressive.  You wanna talk about diversity, equity and inclusion?  Go ahead, start a band with two aliens. You won’t! Yeah that’s what I thought. D.E.I wannabe motherfucker. I have issues. 

Also, I’ve read the actor Isaac Kappy was an Arcturian starseed as well as the journalist Andrew Breitbart - who were both allegedly murdered due to damaging information they had about Hollywood elites. Lastly, while we’re on the crazy train, I’ve read that Roseann Barr as well as, don’t freak out, Melania and Barron Trump are Arcturian starseeds. Don’t hate me, it’s just what I’ve read! 

The next race we’ll touch on is the Sirians. Sirians are third, in terms of total incarnations, behind Pleadians and Arcturians. Sirians kinda look like Legolas if he was bald, with blue eyes and a more elongated head. Hot.

The most prominent Sirian starseed I’ve read about is David Bowie.  Allegedly, David knew he was a Sirian Starseed and he expressed it in his music. For example, he had an alter ego called “Ziggy Stardust” who was a fictional rock star alien sent to Earth. 

An album about Ziggy was called “The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars” and it tells the story of Ziggy, who comes to Earth with a message of hope but eventually succumbs to the excesses of fame. Sounds a little bit like Laka and Jim Morrison, doesn’t it?

The Family of Taygeta also said he displayed his knowing he was a starseed through the “Serious moonlight tour” as well as through images of Sirians in the Let's Dance music video.  One interesting note - Bowie's serious moonlight tour was initially postponed because he was profoundly impacted by John Lennon’s passing.  Starseed connection anyone?! 

Two more Sirian starseeds and these are pretty crazy - one - Barack Obama and two - Nikola Tesla. AND, they say that Elon Musk is the same reincarnated starseed as Nikola Tesla.  That’s a pretty fucking wild concept. Now, I know a lot of people have strong feelings about E baby, that’s my nickname for him, but Tesla was a pioneer and you have to give Musk credit, he is too!  Electrical engineering, renewable energy and HELLO - Musk owns a company called Tesla!  What the fuck!  He’s gotta know, right?  Let me text him real quick and ask.  “Yo E-Baby QQ, you a starseed doe?” I’m so sorry. 

The last sirian I’ve read about and this is a negative one - Joseph Stalin. It is possible for starseeds to choose a dark path and that is an unfortunate example of a starseed gone nuclear evil.

Another race we’ll discuss and number 4 in terms of numbers on Earth are the Andromedans.  The Andromedans kind of look like a really tall, skinny, white, bald model.  

Now for some celebrity, andromedan starseeds we have Elvis Presley, Yogananda, Dave Chappelle and James O’Keefe.

Apparently, Yogananda had a huge influence on George Harrison who if you were listening, was an Arcturian starseed - another starseed bromance! Ya have to love it. Also, Dave Chapelle, how great is that? These Andromedans, a real funny bunch, huh? 

That summarizes the 200 million starseeds on earth, but the last race we must talk about briefly are Reptilians. Reptilians are probably the most discussed race next to The Greys and most people that know of Reptilians, know they’re evil, but let it be known there are many benevolent Reptilians too. Looks wise, as you might have guessed, they look like a fucking reptile -yellowish skin, a reptile-human face, claws, and slit-like pupils. 

The family of taygeta briefly mentions that a race of Reptilian beings are actually native to earth and in ancient times they would come to the surface and attack people and because of that, many have deep seated, unconscious trauma around the reptilian concept. Thankfully those lizard motherfuckers aren’t surfacing anymore. 

Now here is an edited message from the family of taygeta about Reptilians, quote:

Both positive and negative Reptilians incarnate as human beings. Many of the negative ones have incarnated within royal bloodlines worldwide, but they can also be ordinary people without much status. They often gravitate towards positions of authority. (I’ve actually read this before, almost like a psychopathic, reptilian becoming a CEO).

Some Souls Actually Prefer To Enter Waking Dreams To Regain Power Or Enjoy Seeing Others Brought Down In Suffering. These Are Souls That Live In Darkness On Their Own Planet, And Arrive On Yours. Around 100,000 Are Currently On Earth. 

Regarding incarnated reptilians, the family of taygeta doesn’t talk much about them, but I’ve seen Henry Kissinger mentioned a lot and apparently he was one evil bastard. I’ve seen Queen Elizabeth mentioned as well.

SO! What do we do with this information?  

For starters, if your boss is a real prick intent on making you suffer, who knows, they could be a reptilian and if that’s the case, may I lightly suggest updating your Linkedin status, to reflect that you’re open to work? For everyone else - could all of the celebrity musicians we adore, be actual starseeds and us humans are merely left to our mundane, human normalcy, without so much as a chance at ever being as brilliant as these starseeds are? Say it ain't so!

Honestly, if you're ever feeling insecure about yourself, like if you look at an artist like Taylor Swift for example - come on, pretty good candidate for a Pleiadian starseed, right?  Blonde hair, blue eyes, relatively tall. And her music is so impactful, that her concerts bolster the economy of the cities she plays in. So if you're ever thinking to yourself, why can't I be more like Taylor Swift? Which I'll admit, I think about every morning as I wake up, with my beard, and my happy trail, and my glasses.  I stare into my soul thinking, “Seth, why can’t you be more like Taylor swift?”  If you ever have that insecure moment, you can always make yourself feel better by saying, “They’re probably a starseed” regardless of who they are, it always works if they’re more  talented or successful than you….and if you’re feeling extra zesty you can add to that “which explains why I suck.” It’s like a built in excuse for mediocrity my friends. But who knows, you could feel that way because you’re secretly a starseed too! So don’t lose sight baby, don’t lose sight. Lawrence and the band, anyone? 
 
Thanks for stopping by today my friends and please keep an eye out for my clones episode to hear about my ‘soul origin’ or starseed reading with Judith. Who knows, maybe I’m a starseed? I realize I could just tell you, but I’m desperate for listenership and that’s the best cliffhanger I’ve got. Toodles bitches.

You’re still here. My god. Guess I’m not the only crazy one after all. Until next time, this is Seth Borkowski signing off. Stay weird you beautiful bastards.